Oh dear, I seem to have dropped the Constitution

So I was thinking about dumb political bullshit in the shower- story of my life- and more specifically, thinking about how there’s evidence that various founding fathers may have been gay. I really don’t remember how I got around to that topic, but I was trying to remember which specific people had evidence like that. Some of the arguments are flimsy, but there are a few you can make a definite case for. Either way, for some reason, it hit me.

There has to be founding fathers slash.

Seriously. There are already fandoms for real people slash. I was about to type ‘there has to be historical figure slash’ up there, but then I realized it already exists and I am quite uncomfortably aware of it. ‘Hitler’ and ‘OTP’ should never, ever be in the same sentence.

But really, it has to exist out there somewhere. You’ve already got powdered wigs and girly tights, and think about the pairing possibilities! Shit, I haven’t even bothered to check yet- there’s probably a whole folder full of crap over on ygallery or rule34 or something that I’ll discover immediately after posting this.

By all means, if anyone has evidence of this, let me know. I WILL BE VINDICATED.

(franklin/adams OTP)